Daily Show recaps yesterday and Dr Oz's plan to lose 135 BILLION # by the midterms

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Gavin Newsom weighs in ...
THE FAUX NEWS MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR FAV GOVERNOR (THAT'S ME!) MAKES PEOPLE FAINT EVERYDAY. IT'S TRUE, MANY GO DOWN FASTER THAN LAUREN BOEBERT ON A HOT BEETLEJUICE DATE! I WALK IN AND PEOPLE ARE SWOONING LIKE NOBODY'S EVER SWOONED BEFORE! NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR SNORING, HAVING BIG, BEAUTIFUL DREAMS ABOUT ME!
MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT THE “NEWSOM EFFECT.” VERY HIGH ENERGY, VERY POWERFUL. IT’S LIKE STANDING NEXT TO THE SUN AT NIGHT. YOU EVER STAND NEXT TO THE SUN AT NIGHT? YOU CAN’T DO IT. YOU GO BLIND. SAME THING. PEOPLE GO DOWN, THEY CAN’T HANDLE IT. IT'S TOO MUCH ENERGY. THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE ANYBODY FAINTING FOR OLD CANKLES McYAMTITS. VERY LOW ENERGY, VERY WEAK. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU NEED TREMENDOUS STAMINA! EVEN THE WINDMILLS KNOW IT. JUST ASK THE MAGNETS - THEY TRY TO STEAL MY ENERGY BUT THEN I GIVE THEM A GLASS OF WATER AND THAT'S THE END OF THE MAGNETS. TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN

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